Doctors perform “miracle surgery” to prevent Monaghan & Louth people from saying “hai”

In what has been hailed the “best and most significant medical advancement since circumcision”, Neurosurgeons in Seattle Grace Hospital, Washington State, U.S., were able to remove the diseased part of the brain embedded in all Monaghan and Louth people which forces them to say “hai” at the end of each sentence. The haital cortex had long… Read More Doctors perform “miracle surgery” to prevent Monaghan & Louth people from saying “hai”

ANALYSIS: Is getting pregnant a good alternative to studying Arts?

As thousands of students around the country await CAO offers on Monday, there is a lot of uncertainty in these young teens regarding their future. Whilst some will be hoping that their points are sufficient for their course, others have realised they majorly fucked up when filling in their list of preferred courses, particularly those… Read More ANALYSIS: Is getting pregnant a good alternative to studying Arts?

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar announces new rules of the road for 2018

In a televised speech to the nation, An Taoiseach Leo Varadkar announced a series of new laws which will be coming into effect for all Irish motorists on January 1st 2018. The announcement follows days of speculation regarding the number of fatalities on Irish roads, as well as an overall increase in car insurance prices.… Read More Taoiseach Leo Varadkar announces new rules of the road for 2018

“Apocalyptic scenes” as the Irish stockpile alcohol prior to Good Friday

Witnesses at the scene of Tesco in Stillorgan, Co. Dublin, claimed that what they saw were “Apocalyptic scenes” and that it was apparent “desperate times are ahead”. Since the beginning of this week, Irish people from all around the country have been raiding any and all establishments which sell alcohol – supermarkets, off-licences, local shops:… Read More “Apocalyptic scenes” as the Irish stockpile alcohol prior to Good Friday