As thousands of students around the country await CAO offers on Monday, there is a lot of uncertainty in these young teens regarding their future. Whilst some will be hoping that their points are sufficient for their course, others have realised they majorly fucked up when filling in their list of preferred courses, particularly those… Read More ANALYSIS: Is getting pregnant a good alternative to studying Arts?
In a televised speech to the nation, An Taoiseach Leo Varadkar announced a series of new laws which will be coming into effect for all Irish motorists on January 1st 2018. The announcement follows days of speculation regarding the number of fatalities on Irish roads, as well as an overall increase in car insurance prices.… Read More Taoiseach Leo Varadkar announces new rules of the road for 2018
Witnesses at the scene of Tesco in Stillorgan, Co. Dublin, claimed that what they saw were “Apocalyptic scenes” and that it was apparent “desperate times are ahead”. Since the beginning of this week, Irish people from all around the country have been raiding any and all establishments which sell alcohol – supermarkets, off-licences, local shops:… Read More “Apocalyptic scenes” as the Irish stockpile alcohol prior to Good Friday
Peadar Flynn from Co. Leitrim has had to broaden his horizons as he has shifted and/or rode the last of the girls within a 20 mile radius of him. The 24 year-old explained to Eritas how, although he feels accomplished in his local town, he needs to stay in the game: “Shifting Caitlín Burke was… Read More “Tough times ahead” as culchie forced to extend Tinder radius
Mick O’Donnell from Co. Offaly has been sentenced to life in prison following a trial which has lasted only 15 minutes. The jury reached their verdict after a record-short 15 minutes, and found the accused Mr. O’Donnell guilty of “seeing, acknowledging, but not responding to a wave on a country road”, an offence which in… Read More BREAKING: Man sentenced to life in prison for not waving back on country road
As with any celebration ever, there is always associated drinking to mark the occasion. Sometimes, however, normal drinking just doesn’t cut it. What if you could drink while it’s sunny, become completely wasted by 4pm AND pass out by 8pm? Introducing: day drinking. Day drinking can be done by anyone anywhere, and this guide edition… Read More Eritas’ guide to day drinking
Getting ahead of the curve, Gerry Adams has written to Santa Claus extra early this year, asking for the same thing he always does – for people to forget he was in the IRA and for a United Ireland. Speaking to press, Mr. Adams said: “I asked very very very politely this year, which is… Read More United Ireland “inevitable” after Gerry Adams asks Santa nicely