The IRA PR team have announced via screams coming from some field near Armagh, that the political group will be changing their name once more in order to be “trendier” and “more with the times”.
“We are asking you, the people of the Irish Republic, to pick what our new name should be! All suggestions should be sent to ‘Perry Adoms’ at Leinster House, Kildare St, Dublin 2. This person is in no way related to Gerry Adams, I’ve been told to say”.
Previous names of the group or its branches included Provisional IRA, Continuity IRA, Real IRA, IRA: the boys are back in town, IRA reunion tour, ah mIRAnda you left the immersion on, and GerryAdamsIsNotAndHasNeverBeenInvolvedWithTheIRA.
Whilst typing this article, Eritas was contacted by Mr. Adams himself, once again stressing that he is not in the IRA.
The PR announcement didn’t mention any other details apart from a bake sale happening July 12th to raise awareness about how the IRA still exist and are a legitimate group.
More details to follow when the cows in the field stop mooing.