Shane Ross TD has today announced the phasing in of “S” plates dedicated to shit drivers on Irish roads.
In an interview, Mr. Ross has said that the initiative will begin rolling out at the start of 2018, but winked whilst saying this, implying it may not begin until 2053.
When the initiative is implemented, drivers will be evaluated based on a series of criteria, which will decide if they need to be shamed publicly on their vehicles. These criteria include not indicating properly (or at all), driving too slow, driving a big jeep which is clearly a sign of overcompensation, texting at a red light and causing everyone else to miss the green, and many more.
It is understood this “S” plate will by default be given to boy racers, very old people and dickheads with beamers who think the rules of the road don’t apply to them.
Stay tuned for more updates.